What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

This isn’t a matter for seriousness.

It ain’t the thing. Is it?

Just leaves me depressed

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Whose song is it, any old way?

Not I.

worn...etc.

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

Art is what moves you in ways mere craft could not.

A sad pun that reflects a sadder mess

It is yours. Your own. Don’t be too precious about it, please. Shoot me a comment below: tell me what’s moving in you, easily or uneasily as you listen for yourself to the song (below!), and judge it for all that it is, or isn’t. For what they have done, or for what they have failed to do: in you.

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Who says what’s art? The Modernists united in a real cheap-shot art-critic sold and commanded zeitgeist ventriloquism voice: The Artist! Art Is Whatever The Artist Nominates As Art!

Is “it” an art at all?

This is each person’s moving contribution to any work of art: to say how it moved in you.

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Life's parade of fashion

WERE WRONG, the world's address! A place that's

Call it an affectionym, but be sure the other wants yours first. It isn’t a very high art to be sure, this dealing and doling of names. Lables and boxes, more often than not? Empty of everything but nerve, bile and gall. Turn your head and cough, please. Yes!

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

…this is all very well beyond what the thing itself means, or meant. It is new.

Why be a turd about it, stuffing imaginary made-up “author’s intent” (beyond what the author actually DID do, DID make whole) into some fantasy “envelope-pushing” exercise?

Nobody could possibly credit my take over and above or underneath the text itself, the thing itself: the actual work and nothing else. Nothing but. All that’s in or within it. Right?

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

Context is not “key.”

Answer one. “What song” indeed! I’m listening to "The World's Address":

Everybody’s got one.

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

A finished work. A “fait accompli.”

Popular, yes. That’s what vulgar originally meant.

Some lovely story about what the artist went through prior to making the thing? Human interest, yes! We love to be deep in the gossip, we kind and faithful beings. Yet is this OF the artwork? No.

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

The original authors did.

Why even read my take on what it means? You think my “hot insider intel” can override, overrule or otherwise upset the work itself: in all it truly IS? Can interpretation unseat the text?

Meaning is what you get out of it.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

This all holds true for every thing called art, in every form of art, or called art.

Yes! You nailed it! A “full-on slob-mode aficionado of pop cultural forms” to boot! Who minds what I, some rando asshat off the internet, told YOU couched so hot, deep and hard in threadbare shorts, rocking and a-rolling on a huge leather sofa stolen from “schools” and “styles” of old thought, “BUD”? Not it!

The thing really done.

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

Whatever each viewer, hearer, taker-in and receiver “gets” out of it is, if anything, that critic or fan’s own personal production. Of what? Meaning. Value. Worth. Call it by any metric you can lay forth or set out: it’s pure personal judgment in play now, dog. Cur. Bitch?

I’m far worse than serious on such scores: I’m sincere.

Who do you say I am? Some “grammar anarch & semantic champion” for the people!

What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?

Is that what you think of me?

I’ve got to be some kind of “sense, senses or sensual snob” who wants to root like King Tut on human growth hormones and steal your golden moment right out from under you, right?

You say. You’re the one to be moved, after all. In the “final anal”—what some call the “final” analysis. Why be rude? Art may be! Art may be the rudest thing in the world, taken out of its own natural time, place and culture! Pay heed! Open your eyes and let your tongue waggle like a slug!

Are you happy with your life?

This is They Might Be Giants, and contrary to the dull, glistening and listless imaginations of self-perverted twerps who think songs have “real” or “secret” meanings that only the author or authors could tell you, John L. & John F. of They Might Be Giants will lay it all right out on the line for you every time I’ve ever seen ’em get into it.

The sales and marketing job (includes all backstory and behind-the-bio of the real maker, doer, makers or doers) is nothing to do with the genuine article: the act performed, the thing made.

It is we the living who’ll each decide what it means: to each and all.

What is an easy way to get your driver's license?

You know it.

Here’s the musical recording from the band They call “TMBG”

Well, duh. More than that: TUH-DUH. TA-DA! It means the words! It means each and only what the words say. Read ’em and weep not! See? Right up there for you. SEE? See!

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In many circles (and the glorious art that erupts and cruises forth from these circles is not to be puked at), what’s vulgar is pretty always a-gonna be a good bet: to pop.

It, whatever the heck it is or may be to someone, doesn’t really mean anything else but its own real features and properties. The thing itself is what must mean, and the only thing that can mean: to anyone, everyone, okay uh-huh alright forever and ever amen.

Am I serious?

I’m so mean I mean it all.

Would be wildly, reasonably sane to call “BULL’S-HIT!” on such fancy-shmancy anti-bullseye potshots.

Every meaning is valid to the degree it can be supported from within the text.

I didn’t tell you what it meant.

Feel!

Hold!

Check between one or the other set of your cheeks, and go blow.

THE WORLD'S ADDRESS

So be it, then!

Why should anyone swallow it? Except for what IT truly is? Your own original production! At best or at worst, “based on” or “inspired by” the thing itself.

Give us what cha got, “artist.” If indeed you consider yourself an artist: give it up. For all we the living, for any and each who might be moved, AND HOW.

It means an “accomplished fact.” Something that has already been done, and there it is: “that’s-that.”

The thing itself is the thing itself.

Anyone who wants to pretend their free gift to the world means something other than what they actually made and gave is welcome to be that pretentious.

It is trivia.

I know you've deceived me

It’s one motive, at least. If that’s your meaning then run off with it and see who’ll bow, buy, or slap a bow-tie on it for a garrotte. The rest of us?

HAH. HA! No! How could I possibly be, about something as trite as art has in our day and age become? Grossaroo!

A great deal like Robert Frost. “No musician!” would you say? HA. HA! HA! HA! Nonsense!

It means what it is, not what some paid or unpaid maker thinks it should mean to you. Kind of like oh, I don’t know, Neil Diamond? Neil Sedaka? Bing Crosby? I’ve no idea really. Elvis Costello? Aimee Mann? Sean Penn’s sister-in-law? The Beatles? Who gives a rat’s toss? These people were paid and paid handsomely to prettily dish up something for us, for us to take in and mean, and feel. And sure, think! Why not?

A song made for public consumption has no “real meaning” beyond what it means to you: the hearer. The listener, ideally. The artist, the creator, the originator or the band of record merely bring you the best they could put out to move you, given available talent and production time. So?

Disabuse you of that “secret meaning” or “real meaning” nonsense notion pronto and galore! I mean consistently, coherently, cogently and with integrity: in every onstage bout of audience-aimed grateful candor, plus every interview segment you’re likely catch them in, speaking for themselves to all the world: unabashed, unashamed, not too guardedly at all.

Frankly, The Dead’ve never been the same since Garcia died, except on record and if you take a lot of drugs, too. Got Art?

I’m plain-out roaring, here!

Let’s not get personal. A woman, even a very young and competitive woman far too good for the likes, loves, needs or wants of me (or you, for that matter) is only called a “dog” by some sour grapes loser. Or! Hey, if she must love dogs, maybe she won’t even mind being called in a doggy style?

Shall we uphold that craptastically egotistical self-shoveling attitude? Why should we? Because we, two should be famous for moving the world with what moves us in art? Hey.

Now pull the other one! How did it make YOU feel, about your mother for instance?

A. See below. It’s a 2-Parter!

Under every garment I can see the world's address

Taste!

Not in some misbegotten competition with the dead.

You gonna tell us the mere author or creator of a work gets to decide for YOU what it means?

No critic and no investor, no, not even any Capital-A Author or Major League Maker can add one jot, jolt, titter or teardrop to the finished work of art. As it was, or as it lasts in its finished form.

So…you can read the lyrics above. Those words, in that simple order? That IS what the song really means.

I say leave that to the one being called, Holmes. Or…sure, lock your tongue away behind your lips and bite yourself, hard! Why offend needlessly over what amounts to a nickname? Must you?

Big “A” or little? Done for Art’s sake, or just for free sushi and sake? Got anything for us, anything for each or all? GIVE IT UP, HOMO SAPIEN.

Kind of like John Linnell, John Flansburgh & The Band Of Dans (who hadn’t yet joined the bandwagon as of the above-limned song’s original finished debut).

How are you moved? It’s not a f***ing contest. Why would anyone want to WIN a f***ing contest? Oh, that triple asterisk stands for “art” not “uck.” Pretty yucky, that droll substitution. Pretty disgusting, those who try to pass it off as “fresh.”

Nope. It isn’t the thing.

“The Word’s Address”

Nothing beyond what was literally made part of the song is the song’s meaning.

What does it mean to me?

Care to have a listen?

TELL THEM ALBERT EINSTEIN AND COPERNICUS

Don’t believe the hype.

Or do not. Yoda won’t take them odds, and you shouldn’t aspire to be some critic’s forceless green-tinged puppet, whether cartoon or foam rubber: IT STANK EVERYWHERE BUT THE BOX OFFICE, and buddy?

Everyone looks naked when you know the world's address

The world's address

Look.

It is background intel, no part of the work at all, at all.

We humans do love trivia, and some of us: we love it more than art.

Vulgar?

Behold!

I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed:

Touch!

Not at all like Pet Shop Boys, but who really is these days? Beyond Tennant and Lowe, no one has ever been very much like those Pet Shop Boys, actually.

Yet…

What the singer or writer, the true creator, the artist (modern, classic, wise or otherwise) thinks it should mean in addition to what they’ve indeed made is…puff. Fluff. Tacky add-on, at best.

It is what the thing itself meant in you. Or: means to you, coming forward now.

Did it stink for you, or were you moved to applaud? Don’t be shy.

No need to confess

Take it in every sensory or sensual way it exists, by any medium presented! Like, love, want, even need, and even share that with others! Your own lived experience of the thing itself, yeah-heah!

What more could one ask of a work of art? Sometime, maybe try to ask the song itself what it means.

Q. What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

You decide. Purpose is what you put into life.

A whole lot like AC/DC, Sia Furler and The Black Keys! Great pool hall music, the lot of them!

I’m not sure if it’s like Wet Leg. I haven’t really drawn a bead on Wet Leg yet. Look.

Is that what you think of IT? Of art? Or if you’re a real capital-A ASS, of “Art”?

There is no “code” in art to break.

Bull. The public has always known better than that. It isn’t novelty of theoretic conception that makes good art. It is truth. It is beauty. Which can include: hideous ugliness, if true. Or: hideous ugliness, if for some reason you the viewer, the onlooker, the innocent bystander, the paying customer or the passerby decide: I rather like the feel and style of that hideous thing.

“The text” here means only: the entire artwork of whatever kind. Picasso’s Guernica is a text. Citizen Kane is a text. “The World’s Address” is our text, for this instance.

I men: you’d have to be a surefire every-miss dweeb of cretinous nature to credit what I have to say here with authority, or even a slick, greasy Greek booty-toot of value. GROSS. GROW UP, if so! Get a real load on!

A deft touch like Peter Gabriel, in such regards.

CALL THE MEN OF SCIENCE

Hear!

I like to enjoy music, literally. Just the text, just what it says.

AND LET THEM HEAR THIS SONNNG

Couldn't sleep last night

Whatsoever is moved in you: now THAT you can know!

A place that's worn

Now my tearstains on the wall reflect an ugly sight

They told you simply: by making the whole thing, nothing less. Nothing more. In every single word strong strung in sequence.

Context (since there’s every single context you or anyone could choose to clap on top of it or pretend-slide beneath any artwork) is keyhole.

That doesn’t mean the trivialist has some secret special key and code in their possession. They’re just kinky like that: like to be deep in the loopy sh!t. Smells like some way too-old pretend teen’s spirit hit the fan again, though. VULGAR.

What kind of hack art critique confidence job (or “fanfic”) would you like us to call that crap?

I can see your secrets

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